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kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

estando:

no war but the skeleton class war

estando:

no war but the skeleton class war

crazyphases:

low-country:

Louise Leconte - 2012 collection ‘Apostasy’
(site)

CATCALLING GOT YOU DOWN? NO PROBLEM, JUST USE YOUR HANDY DANDY SHIELD PURSE AS A BATTERING RAM TO CREATE A PATH THROUGH YOUR MORTAL ENEMIES. YOU ARE NOT SWEETHEART, YOU ARE A PAZYRYK SHIELD MAIDEN AND YOU WILL PUT THEM IN THE GROUND

crazyphases:

low-country:

Louise Leconte - 2012 collection ‘Apostasy

(site)

CATCALLING GOT YOU DOWN? NO PROBLEM, JUST USE YOUR HANDY DANDY SHIELD PURSE AS A BATTERING RAM TO CREATE A PATH THROUGH YOUR MORTAL ENEMIES. YOU ARE NOT SWEETHEART, YOU ARE A PAZYRYK SHIELD MAIDEN AND YOU WILL PUT THEM IN THE GROUND

  #fashion  

kingtrinbago:

The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread

  #stuff and things  

thegestianpoet:

Autumn: A Jazz Mix

Here’s a laid-back little jazz playlist for the season. Hope you guys like it! I tried to keep it cool and not too coffeehouse-cute. 

(Album art is Childe Hassam, Street Scene in Paris, Autumn, 1889)

DOWNLOAD HERE!

  #music  
  #parks and rec  
solarsenpai:

siopold:

miracleyangwenli:

siopold:

the funny thing about dril posts is that they actually do have a structure to them– they hit a kind of conceptual caesura halfway through, a point where there’s no inevitable logical connection between what’s been said and what’s still to come. here, the first sentence didn’t need to result in the second, yet it’s not “lol random” either; the speaker is angry about his boss’ draconian ferret-kissing policy, and reacts in kind, and even the reference to a “screen saver” reminds us that we’re in an office. it’s a narrative progression that, despite having an internal logic, alienates its punchline from its setup. who the hell is this person?

one thing i love about @dril posts is how they all seem to take place in a universe that is somewhat like our own, but with the habitus of white middle america taken to a bizarre, absurd, but strangely logical conclusion. take this one, for instance: 

so we have our setting: a security guard protecting the american flag in the betsy ross museum, something almost archetypically american and middle class. but once again the first part, or setup, for the punchline, “fucking the flag,” careens the joke into an alien punchline that still, given the setting, makes sense. @dril’s security guard character imitates a sort-of cop-talk, the banter of a security guard, “buddy, they wont even let me fuck it”. you can imagine a similar response from a guard at any museum, but we’re talking about Fucking the American Flag, here. i really love @dril. 

it’s astonishing that a human being thinks of those posts. some person, someone out there whose existence we have to infer, because all we know is that those posts occur and they must be coming from somewhere. “the @dril​ tweeter” resonates as “the beowulf poet” does, except beowulf (which i’ve only read in translation, so i’m not an authority) has never made any use of the english language as baffling and sublime and somehow primally interlaced with the stuff of human consciousness as “IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL.”

This is my favorite post, I am so glad I found it again.

solarsenpai:

siopold:

miracleyangwenli:

siopold:

the funny thing about dril posts is that they actually do have a structure to them– they hit a kind of conceptual caesura halfway through, a point where there’s no inevitable logical connection between what’s been said and what’s still to come. here, the first sentence didn’t need to result in the second, yet it’s not “lol random” either; the speaker is angry about his boss’ draconian ferret-kissing policy, and reacts in kind, and even the reference to a “screen saver” reminds us that we’re in an office. it’s a narrative progression that, despite having an internal logic, alienates its punchline from its setup. who the hell is this person?

one thing i love about @dril posts is how they all seem to take place in a universe that is somewhat like our own, but with the habitus of white middle america taken to a bizarre, absurd, but strangely logical conclusion. take this one, for instance: 

so we have our setting: a security guard protecting the american flag in the betsy ross museum, something almost archetypically american and middle class. but once again the first part, or setup, for the punchline, “fucking the flag,” careens the joke into an alien punchline that still, given the setting, makes sense. @dril’s security guard character imitates a sort-of cop-talk, the banter of a security guard, “buddy, they wont even let me fuck it”. you can imagine a similar response from a guard at any museum, but we’re talking about Fucking the American Flag, here. 

i really love @dril. 

it’s astonishing that a human being thinks of those posts. some person, someone out there whose existence we have to infer, because all we know is that those posts occur and they must be coming from somewhere. “the @dril​ tweeter” resonates as “the beowulf poet” does, except beowulf (which i’ve only read in translation, so i’m not an authority) has never made any use of the english language as baffling and sublime and somehow primally interlaced with the stuff of human consciousness as “IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL.”

This is my favorite post, I am so glad I found it again.

  #dril  
daliotstuff:

Day 27: Favorite scene from a movie 
I had a hard time choosing the best parts from Howl’s Moving Castle… There are just too many beautiful moments. So I sort of mixed two of them. I almost gave up on this one, ‘cause I couldn’t get the colors right and the ring to move smoothly, but if you want the good version there is always the movie <3.    

daliotstuff:

Day 27: Favorite scene from a movie 

I had a hard time choosing the best parts from Howl’s Moving Castle… There are just too many beautiful moments. So I sort of mixed two of them. I almost gave up on this one, ‘cause I couldn’t get the colors right and the ring to move smoothly, but if you want the good version there is always the movie <3.    

  #animation  

orchidmantid:

if i cant find her i just do this

  #cats    #oh noooooo  
slojnotak:

Jan van Huysum - Still Life with Flowers and Fruit (1715) 

slojnotak:

Jan van Huysum - Still Life with Flowers and Fruit (1715) 

  #art  

thelingerieaddict:

Why Do Men Wear Corsets? 

Credits: Trio of men’s corsets by Dark Garden | Photo © Joel Aron & The Edward is a variation on the Beau Brummell, a tailored vest corset by Dark Garden. | Photo © Joel Aron

  #fashion  
sashkash:

Freckle Friday | Angry freckled Cecil.

sashkash:

Freckle Friday | Angry freckled Cecil.

  #wtnv    #kangaqueue  
whatever flag you're carrying now
  #fallout    #kangaqueue  
  #black books    #kangaqueue